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Welcome to what has to be the lamest link page known to mankind. Below are your choices of episodes, plus minor summaries of what goes on. (Don't worry, they can't get too detailed.) Please note that the newer episodes are at the top - if you want to go in order, start with the first ep at the bottom.
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Episode 44 - Did you know there's this thing called YouTube? And on this YouTube there are episodes of this thing called Iron Chef? We're not out of date, we're just nostalgic.

Weiss Thursday - The Sequel! Episode 43 - Lies, all lies! We pop back up from the dead with some sexy zombie Koyasu ass in hopes of starting a new trend...

Weiss Thursday - The Reunion! - Good gracious monkey bladder, has it really been three years?

Episode 41 - Bring on the protests! People don't like it when you make fun of their esteemed leader of all things sexy! Join us as the letters pour in. This episode is approved by the FDA, the ASPCA and the SUCK-A - you know it's gotta be good. (Or at least cheap.)

Episode 40 - Weiss Kreuz music - chances are you've heard it! We're hashing the highs (and very very lows - think, I Wonder) in this ep. (Note: I actually love I Wonder. So don't listen to me.)

Episode 39 - We're back and we're new and improved - with three Miki Shin'ichirous. 9-9 Thank you Patron Saint of Fangirls...you answered my prayers!

Episode 38 - Because everyone needs an alias! Introducing...Minty Kiss! Freshens your breath while shaking your ass!

Episode 37 - Finals and Tey's Senior Class Schedule rear their ugly heads. Result? Weiss plays Fairy Tale Theater again and explores the legend of King Arthur...sort of. If Arthur had shiny pants and a fabulous ass.

Episode 36 - Thanksgiving break rears its ugly head - and WT suffers. As a result, it's Q&A episode! XD

Episode 35 - After a haitus in activity, we learn that even seiyuu have to get second jobs. Think Koyasu's skills don't transfer - ha! ...you're right. But he managed to survive the break anyway.

Episode 34 - On the heels of rejection, Miki reveals his ties to the Mafia. I was shocked too.

Episode 33 - Secret Agent Q0073 to the rescue - it's more fun than being a seiyuu!

Episode 32 - What do you do after your series is over? Turn to the movies of course. Free nekkid Seki and spoon porn included.

Episode 31 - Koyasu's really a robot! He's set on self destruct! Tey has listened to too many 60's Motown songs this week! The fangirls run amok! All this, and a little kissy kissy action...

Episode 30 - Thoughts and Feelings about the Weiss Kreuz characters - what do the seiyuu really think of the men they play? (I feel like there should be a sex joke somewhere here...)

Episode 29 - Dancing, asses, and fanmail. It's a discussion about the things that really matter in life. And Seki gets a letter from a very special friend...

Episode 28 - Tey can't leave behind her obscure references and Weiss try to educate on J-rock. Considering the extent of the knowledge of the author at the time...let's just call this one, the Miseducation of Tey.

Episode 27 - Seki is left alone to deal with the Weiss Fan Mail. Naturally, it leads to a song and dance about his ass.

Episode 26 - Public Service Announcement: Things NOT to put up your nose.

Episode 25 - We learn the deepest, darkest secret of Koyasu's past. Kids, if you try this at home, blame it on the sexy pants!

Episode 24 - A little insight into Yuuki's upbringing - it's Easter and it's time for a visit from the World Domination Bunny!

Episode 23 - Taking a break from Weiss, Tey picks on Schwartz for a bit. And relives the 80's. You weren't around for the 80's?? o.o That's very sad...

Episode 22 - The boys try to figure out what's on Koyasu's mind. Even on paper, that sounds like a waste of time... XD

Episode 21 - Just one question dammit - who owns joo?! (Tey at her 1337 lamest.)

Episode 20 - Ever watch PeeWee's Playhouse as a kid? No? Too young. Hmm...then you might miss the fun of this one.

Episode 19 - The turning point in all the obscure references (I swear!); Koyasu gives us his version of the making of Weiss...while the other three are forced to listen.

Episode 18 - Due to time limits, Weiss cans their regularly scheduled episode and bring you a Twisted Fairy Tale. A really bad one at that.

Episode 17 - It's all about the Sexy Pant Creases, baby. And not much else...

Episode 16 - The results of the Sex Off...probably not what you had in mind.

Episode 15 - To settle it once and for all, the members of Weiss have a Sex Off. They bring their "best" game faces and hope to be voted number one.

Episode 14 - Tey's sick, so Jake the Duck stands in. No good can come of this, especially when Yuuki starts racking up "sex points."

Episode 13 - It's Yuuki Hiro's Birthday! Come celebrate, watch your cake, and witness the birth of the longest running Weiss Thursday joke that we know of.

Episode 12 - We try "Meet the Seiyuu" ...and it quickly dissolves into the Dating Game. Funny, that.

Episode 11 - Waffling, waffling. After going on solo routes, the boys come back together for a reunion and Koyasu finally wins that Sexy Bitch War. Sort of.

Episode 10 - We pick up from where we left off: Yuuki fought Koyasu in the grand battle for Sexy Supremacy, hoping to win Uke Prize Seki in the process. After cheating by donning Nazi-wear, Yuuki then banished Koyasu to a desert isle. Makes you wish the the first nine eps were written better, doesn't it?

Episodes 1 - 9 Yes, they're finally here! In their nonsensical glory. Die hard WTers can at least glimpse a synopsis of what happened in 1-9, before "cohesive narrative" was invented.

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